On the drive home from the movie "Big Hero 6," which I might add was amazing and all four of us loved it, Lincoln shared with us the inside scoop on fish.
Lincoln: Guess how old fish have to be to become dads?
Me: How old?
Lincoln: Five.
Me: Oh wow! They start young, and how old is your fish?
Lincoln: He's seven.
Me: When is he going to have a baby?
Lincoln: He can't poop out a baby cause he's a boy.
Me: Well that makes sense. What if we get him a girl fish, can he be a dad then?
Lincoln: Well he would have to get married first.
Me: Of course
Lincoln: Yes, but to get married, an honor fish has to come to do the wedding, and then we would need to invite a bunch of fish fans. And the wedding would need to be in a wedding place.
Me: Alright, so let me get this straight. In order to get a baby, you need an honor fish to marry the fish, and fans will need to be there to watch. Is that right?
Lincoln: Yes, and then they can get a baby.
Me: So then the girl fish has a baby fish?
Lincoln: No that's disgusting; pooping a baby out in the water is gross.
Me: Well then where do baby fish come from?
Lincoln: They start out really, really small.
Me: And then what?
Lincoln: And then you buy it from the store.
And that's how baby fish are born!